Saturday, May 21, 2011

Simple Consideration Part 2

Take a good look, folks.  See that?  That, my friends, is a pickup truck, parked in a handicapped spot, without a placard or plate.  Not only is this blatant fuckery, the truly observant will note the right rear wheel which is now blocking the fucking wheelchair ramp.  A wheelchair ramp on which I saw an old man fall because the ramp isn't the safest or easiest in the world to navigate anyway when it's clear.  Having a monosynaptic mouth-breathing incosiderate douchenozzle fuckwhistle parking his shitbagmobile in such a manner as to cause it to be unusable is just the icing on the cake.  To the owner of this pickup, I can only say FUCK YOU.  I hope you die in a fire, you stupid inconsiderate moron.  Or better yet, I hope you wind up in a wheelchair yourself.  Maybe then you'll understand just how hard it is to fucking navigate around a parking lot when there ISN'T assholes fucking it up out of sheer laziness.

God, I fucking hate people sometimes.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Good job, California

Really, only geniuses of an extremely high level of intellect could possibly conceive of such a daring plan as to ban open carry here in California.  Clearly, public safety is threatened by those unloaded weapons strapped to people's hips.  After all, someone might catch their death of a fright!!!  Or someone might even get bludgeoned with an empty gun!

What's more, gang bangers are clearly going to take the hint here and stop doing drive-by shootings and such, since our fair state is getting soooooo tough on gun crime.

Next up: Knife control.  Let's ban sharp and pointy things.  It's for the children.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Motherless son-of-a-BITCH

Microsoft bought Skype.  Yea, you read that right, they bought if it didn't have enough problems or wasn't big enough.  Now, it'll take up 400% more hard drive space and RAM, mark my words.


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Had some connection problems....

...but they're fixed, mostly...for now.

In any case, I'm happy to hear the news that Bin Liner got sent off to his just reward, and his cronies are foaming at the mouth over his loss.