Showing posts with label Ouch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ouch. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2016

What the fuck, Apple?

https://blog.vellumatlanta.com/2016/05/04/apple-stole-my-music-no-seriously/

 “The software is functioning as intended,” said Amber.
“Wait,” I asked, “so it’s supposed to delete my personal files from my internal hard drive without asking my permission?”
“Yes,” she replied.

What.  The.  Fuck?!?!?

No, seriously, who in the everloving blue fuck thought that this would be a good idea?

Scanning my hard drive and indexing all my media files...fine... that's actually a bit convenient.  But to decide arbitrarily to remove things and force me to accept them from a remote server? FUCK that noise.  What if you're on a limited data plan with your ISP like so many are?

There's a *reason* we have hard drives, Apple.  It's not to merely install and run your bloated malware that masquerades as a media player/library/store/iPhone diddler program.

Go fuck yourselves, Apple.

 

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Joe Biden's advice isn't worth a damn.

...As if we didn't know already.

Vancouver, WA man arrested after taking Biden's advice

Jeffery Barton, 52, pleaded not guilty to one count of illegal aiming or discharging a firearm at his arraignment in Clark County Court.
Barton reportedly admitted to deputies that he fired his weapon while chasing away people who he thought were breaking into his vehicles at 5804 NE 124th St. in the early morning hours Monday.
Deputies are investigating whether a large teen party that got out of control at a neighbor’s home may have been linked to the shooting. However, at this point, deputies have said there was no evidence of prowlers on Barton’s property.
Outside the courtroom Wednesday, Barton cited the vice president in defense of his actions.
“I did what Joe Biden told me to do,” Barton told KOIN. “I went outside and fired my shotgun in the air.”
Barton was referring to a question and answer session the vice president had in February.
“If you want to protect yourself, get a double-barreled shotgun,” Biden said at the time.
“I said ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here … put that double-barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,’” Biden added.

He did what Biden suggested we do, and look what it got him.  Arrested.

And these are the people we "should listen to on guns? "

Seriously?



Tuesday, July 16, 2013

"Police brutality!" Trayvon Martin riots/protests get ugly 2 days ago [VIDEO]









Yeah, cry some more.

I like how they edited it to show the cops at their "most brutal. "

Never mind that we can see them charging the cops in multiple instances, and we can see them using violence against them as well.

Of course, they want to spin this as "police brutality" as done by the LAPD.

Bitches, please.  You forgot already about that blue pickup truck they blew the ever loving fuck out of during the Dorner mess?

Yeah, THAT'S LAPD getting their blood up.  This is just them putting down a riot.


Friday, July 5, 2013

Sorry for the lack of content

Things have been just too crazy lately.

Not just for me apparently, as is shown in this post over at Tamara K's blog.

Jesus fucking christ, on the 4th of July?  What the fuck is wrong with these fucking bastards? What, did someone cum in their jelly donuts or something?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

What in the actual fuck is *WITH* this week?

Now we have the town of West Texas being essentially fucking leveled in a fertilizer blast!

I know this is most likely an accident/coincidence, but for it to happen during this week?

This definitely brings a chill to the old spine, it does.

Friday, February 10, 2012

One unhappy kid.....

What do you think? Was he right or wrong?

I can sympathize with his point of view.  After all, his kid sounds like a fucking ingrate.  On the other hand, wouldn't it have been better to donate the computer?

Plus, making his kids pay for the ammo? Seriously?

But whatever, I think this guy's going to find that maybe posting this wasn't the best idea ever.....

Monday, October 17, 2011

Government strikes again

I know I'm a little late to the party, but I still had to come anyway.  What the hell is WRONG with this state?  Why the bloody fuck did they think outlawing our already neutered open carry of firearms was a good idea?  Nobody's been shot with those unloaded guns.  The worst thing to happen was some namby-pamby wusses got their panties in a bunch over an EEEEEVIL gun.

Fuck those people, and fuck the state govt.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Brushing Loki

Brushing Loki

Given that he's a longhaired mixed breed (long haired alley cat?) Loki requires a fair amount of brushing.  Plummet, his mother, does not seem to mind this at all, she seems to enjoy it.  Loki, however is a moody little bastard at times, and at brushing times it's like rolling dice.  One never knows when snakeeyes is going to come up.

A typical Brushing Loki scene:

Me: Alright, fuzzball, c'mere.
Loki:  (Translated from body language, sounds, ear positions, and looks) Hell with that, I got some prime sleepin' to be doin'.
Me: I'm not giving you any choice here, bub.  I'm the top of the food chain.  So, you're coming with me.  *grabs Loki*
Loki: Alright, you're either gonna let me go or I'mma hafta fuck you up.
Me: This won't take long, you little shit.  *Commences brushing, sometimes he'll relent and even enjoy it... not this last time *
Loki: Converting to Furry Hand Grenade mode in 5...4...3...2...1...
Me: Holy shit! I'm bigger than you, dammit, and you're gonna get brushed!  No matter how many transfusions it requires!
Loki: You didn't learn your lesson? Ok, time to go to Furry Nuke mode in 5...4...3...2...1.

Needless to say, his little ass got brushed.... Anyone reading this have the blood type O-?  I think I could use a top off....